Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Previous Random Joke Next
Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

Abraham Lincoln Jokes More Abraham Lincoln Jokes

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.