Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...