Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

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How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.