Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!