Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

Dental Record Jokes More Dental Record Jokes

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.