Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.

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Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

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What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.