Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money