Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.