Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.