Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi