What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig