Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

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What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.