What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field