What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!