Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.