Space Jokes

  • Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

    Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

  • Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

    Because nobody liked it on earth.

  • What is the friend zone?

    It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

  • What do you call a cashew in space?

    An astronut.

  • What do you call a nun in space?


  • How much space is needed for fungi to grow?

    As mushroom as possible.

  • Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

    Because he needed his space.

  • What do you call a black guy that goes into space?

    An Afronaut

  • What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?


  • What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

    Ans: Silicon Valley.

  • Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

    He wanted to find Pluto !

  • What do they do with rope in space?

    Tie Astro-knots.

  • What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

    A cos-meow-naut.

  • How much space does fungi need to grow?

    As Mushroom as possible.

  • What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

    A cosmetrologist.

  • How do you throw a party in space?

    You planet

  • Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?


  • Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

    They need space.

  • Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

    Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

  • What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

    A lunar-tick

  • What about the aliens from space?

    We need a ROOF!

  • How do you call a black man in space?

    Nasa first called it Albert

  • What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?


  • How do you calm down an astronaut?

    you give him space.

  • What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?


  • Why are there no astronauts on

    Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

  • What did the space between two tiles say?


  • Why is the universe expanding?

    It needs more space.

  • What do you call an ant in space ?

    Cosmonants & Astronants !

  • Why are sandwiches better in space?

    They are always a bit METEOR!

  • What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

    Treyvon Martian

  • What did they call the sugar that went to space?


  • How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

    I just need some space."

  • Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

    Because the stakes would be too high.

  • What is the only man made object visible from space?


  • What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

    A: Space. The final frontier..........

  • What do you call a black man in space?

    An astronaut.

  • How much space is left in EU?

    1 GB

  • Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

    Because he was spaced out.

  • What do you call the runs in space?

    The floats

  • Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

    It had freed up one GB of space.

  • Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

    Because they can get 4g

  • What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

    He Park in son's space

  • What do you call a starving robot from space?

    A C3POpian

  • What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?


  • What's the worst kind of joke?

    Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

  • Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

    They needed some space.

  • Why your fingers have spaces in between?

    nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

  • What are the scariest jokes in space?

    Knock-Knock Jokes

  • Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

    He just needed some space.

  • What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

    Silicon Valley.

  • What kind of currency do they use in space?


  • What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

    One Space.

  • What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

    I need some space.

  • What type of knot do you tie in space?

    An astronaut.

  • What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

    The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

  • How do you send a dog to space?

    Laika boss.

  • What do you call a potato in space?


  • What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?


  • What do you call peanuts in space?


  • Where do I see myself in ten years?

    I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

  • What do you call an Asian cow in space?

    The Milky Wei.

  • What do they call deers in space?

    I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

  • What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

    Houston, I have a problem."

  • What is tangled rope in space called?


  • Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

    Because they didn't Lajka.

  • Which country has many spaces to put your car in?


  • How much space does the EU have left?


  • Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

    Because they've just had a big launch.

  • What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

    I need space.

  • What do monkeys drink in space?


  • What currency do they use in space?

    Star Bucks.

  • Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

    Oh it doesn't really matter.

  • What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

    The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

  • What do you call wifi in space?

    Mars Bars

  • What do you call americans flying to space?

    The plot for Wall-E

  • What do you call a migrant in space?

    illegal alien

  • How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

    It's a little meteor.

  • What's the currency in space?


  • What kind of knots only exist in space?