Space Jokes
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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?
Because nobody liked it on earth.
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What is the friend zone?
It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.
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What do you call a cashew in space?
An astronut.
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What do you call a nun in space?
Dead.
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How much space is needed for fungi to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Because he needed his space.
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What do you call a black guy that goes into space?
An Afronaut
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What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?
NASA.
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What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?
Ans: Silicon Valley.
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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?
He wanted to find Pluto !
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What do they do with rope in space?
Tie Astro-knots.
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What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?
A cos-meow-naut.
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How much space does fungi need to grow?
As Mushroom as possible.
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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?
A cosmetrologist.
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How do you throw a party in space?
You planet
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Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?
I1
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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?
They need space.
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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
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What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?
A lunar-tick
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What about the aliens from space?
We need a ROOF!
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How do you call a black man in space?
Nasa first called it Albert
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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?
Space.
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How do you calm down an astronaut?
you give him space.
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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?
Hair-vents.
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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?
Because in space, no one can hear you stream.
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What did the space between two tiles say?
I AM GROUT
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Why is the universe expanding?
It needs more space.
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What do you call an ant in space ?
Cosmonants & Astronants !
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Why are sandwiches better in space?
They are always a bit METEOR!
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What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?
Treyvon Martian
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What did they call the sugar that went to space?
Intergalactose
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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
I just need some space."
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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?
Because the stakes would be too high.
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What is the only man made object visible from space?
Holland.
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What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: Space. The final frontier..........
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What do you call a black man in space?
An astronaut.
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How much space is left in EU?
1 GB
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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?
Because he was spaced out.
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What do you call the runs in space?
The floats
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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?
It had freed up one GB of space.
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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?
Because they can get 4g
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What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?
He Park in son's space
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What do you call a starving robot from space?
A C3POpian
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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?
Space
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What's the worst kind of joke?
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?
They needed some space.
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Why your fingers have spaces in between?
nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!
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What are the scariest jokes in space?
Knock-Knock Jokes
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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?
He just needed some space.
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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
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What kind of currency do they use in space?
Starbucks
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What's the difference between Myspace and My space?
One Space.
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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?
I need some space.
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What type of knot do you tie in space?
An astronaut.
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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
The higher they are, the more spaced out they get
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How do you send a dog to space?
Laika boss.
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What do you call a potato in space?
Spudnik
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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks
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What do you call peanuts in space?
Astronuts!
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Where do I see myself in ten years?
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
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What do you call an Asian cow in space?
The Milky Wei.
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What do they call deers in space?
I don't know, they would probably die anyways.
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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?
Houston, I have a problem."
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What is tangled rope in space called?
Astro-knot
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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?
Because they didn't Lajka.
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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?
Park-istan!
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How much space does the EU have left?
1GB
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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?
I need space.
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What do monkeys drink in space?
Orangu-Tang.
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What currency do they use in space?
Star Bucks.
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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?
Oh it doesn't really matter.
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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?
The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.
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What do you call wifi in space?
Mars Bars
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What do you call americans flying to space?
The plot for Wall-E
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What do you call a migrant in space?
illegal alien
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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?
It's a little meteor.
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What's the currency in space?
Starbucks
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What kind of knots only exist in space?
Astro-knots.