Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.