How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!