The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
I'm lichen what I see"
Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
Send them the Fine Brothers.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Because they're always so *Sappy*!
