What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".