What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'