What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

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When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!