How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

How does it spell?

dg".

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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.