Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.