What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.