Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.