What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

How do you call a black man in space?

Nasa first called it Albert

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!