What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.