Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.