Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.