Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What are the scariest jokes in space?

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.