Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Paperback
Go on, have a blast.
I heard everybody had a blast.
He blasts off:
Because they've just had a big launch.
Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.
To have a Blast!
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
Because a Cadillac sits six.
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
He farts.
Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms
Two cannibals giving each other head
Ice caps !
The rest of her is cold too.
Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.
GOTTA GO FAST
They both gotta go fast.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf