Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Stupidity Jokes More Stupidity Jokes

What is close to stupidity?

Mexico and Canada

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Irony Jokes More Irony Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

Terror Jokes More Terror Jokes

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!