Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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What Were Mussolini's Secret Police Called?

The Gazpacho

What was Mussolini's favourite dessert?

Tyranisu