Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

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Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

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What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss