Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )