Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.