What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!

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Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.