How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA