What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon