Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!