Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

Archeologist Jokes More Archeologist Jokes

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.