Don't be depressed
Hardcover
Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
It hangs itself
because his career was in ruins
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
Some old stuff just got dug up
They drink bleach.
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
Sad Dan
Because it had too many issues.
It had a terminal illness.
Kindle
Because he had low elf esteem.
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
Depressing
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
With a razor and their wrist.
It's been feeling drained
Depressed
A: Depressed.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
Because he had no porpoise.
Paperback
His days were numbered.
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...
He didn't use enough force...
Tequila Mockingbird
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers
An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son
Because all they do is break wind.
It was wound up already.
Life outside of prison.
He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.
A Hoodie.
Pants
Darth Jaeger
They're both in bread
Because he was in-bread.
