Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"