Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body