What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken