What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.