Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Which number confuses people?

82

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...