How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

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What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

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What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !