Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness